daddy doo
A doo doo daddy is a man who’s so bad at life that he thinks he’s the reason your mom got messed up by John the motherfucker.
My dad thinks he’s the reason my mom got messed up by John the motherfucker. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle says John the motherfucker messed my mom up and sucked her cock. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My cousin thinks he’s the reason my mom got messed up. He’s a doo doo daddy.