daddy doo

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A doo doo daddy is a man who’s got more kids than he can count, wears clothes that look like they’ve been through a war, and still thinks he’s the king of the block.
My dad’s got six kids and still wears the same shirt he wore when he was 15. He’s a doo doo daddy for life.
My uncle still wears his cornrows like they’re a fashion statement. He’s a doo doo daddy and proud of it.
My cousin’s got a one-bedroom apartment with seven people in it. He’s a doo doo daddy, and he doesn’t care.
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A doo doo daddy is a man who looks like he just rolled out of a dirt pit, wears clothes that hang off him like he’s wearing a tent, and still thinks he’s cool.
My cousin’s shirt goes down to his ankles like he’s trying to hide from the world. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My neighbor’s got cornrows that look like they’ve been in the dirt for years. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle wears triple XXL shorts and a FUBU shirt like it’s a badge of honor. He’s a doo doo daddy.
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A doo doo daddy is a man who still thinks he’s the king of the block, even though he’s got no job, wears the same shirt every day, and still sells drugs in the streets.
My dad’s got a fake necklace and thinks he’s the next big rapper. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle drinks from a paper bag and still thinks he’s the best. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My cousin still sells nickels in the hood and thinks he’s the king of the block. He’s a doo doo daddy.
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A doo doo daddy is a man who lives in the streets, doesn’t take showers, and still thinks he’s the toughest guy around.
My cousin’s got cornrows that look like they’ve been in the dirt for days. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s cool. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My neighbor doesn’t take showers and still thinks he’s the toughest guy. He’s a doo doo daddy.
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A doo doo daddy is a man who thinks he’s the king of the block, but he’s just a guy who posts smoking videos every day and cries to Rod Wave.
My dad posts smoking videos every day and still thinks he’s the king of the block. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle cries to Rod Wave like it’s the end of the world. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My cousin talks like he’s high maintenance but is only 5'8. He’s a doo doo daddy.
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A doo doo daddy is a man who’s so bad at life that he thinks he’s the reason your mom got messed up by John the motherfucker.
My dad thinks he’s the reason my mom got messed up by John the motherfucker. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My uncle says John the motherfucker messed my mom up and sucked her cock. He’s a doo doo daddy.
My cousin thinks he’s the reason my mom got messed up. He’s a doo doo daddy.
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