Daddy Darrell
Daddy Darrell is a teacher who looks like a pizza that fell in a toilet. Kids get hard just listening to him talk. He’s so hot he makes the principal blush.
My math teacher is like a hot dog in a blender. I’m still recovering.
Daddy Darrell walks in, and the whole class forgets how to breathe.
He’s not just a teacher, he’s a god. A sweaty, smelly, hot god.