Daddy Darrell

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Daddy Darrell is a teacher who looks like a pizza that fell in a toilet. Kids get hard just listening to him talk. He’s so hot he makes the principal blush.
My math teacher is like a hot dog in a blender. I’m still recovering.
Daddy Darrell walks in, and the whole class forgets how to breathe.
He’s not just a teacher, he’s a god. A sweaty, smelly, hot god.
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Daddy Darrell is a man who smells like old socks and sex. He’s the reason why the school janitor has a second job.
He walks in and I instantly get a boner. It’s a daily thing.
He’s like the teacher version of a lava lamp. You can’t look away.
He’s the only man who can make algebra feel like a date.
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Daddy Darrell is the teacher who makes you forget your homework just by looking at him. He’s the reason why the school’s air conditioning broke.
He walks in and I forget my name. That’s how hot he is.
He’s like a walking erection. Every time he speaks, it gets harder.
He’s not just a teacher. He’s a full-time distraction.
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