daddy dan howell
Daddy Dan Howell is what grossed-out kids call Danisnotonfire when he looks like he just walked out of a hot tub and a pizza box.
"Daddy Dan Howell is doing his hot tub walk again!", a kid who's been stuck in a hot tub for too long
"He's like a pizza that's been in the oven too long. Still good, but slightly burned.", a kid who's been in the oven too long
"Daddy Dan Howell is the reason I have a crush on my math teacher.", a kid who's been stuck in a hot tub and the oven