daddy dan howell

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Daddy Dan Howell is what grossed-out kids call Danisnotonfire when he looks like he just walked out of a hot tub and a pizza box.
"Daddy Dan Howell is doing his hot tub walk again!", a kid who's been stuck in a hot tub for too long
"He's like a pizza that's been in the oven too long. Still good, but slightly burned.", a kid who's been in the oven too long
"Daddy Dan Howell is the reason I have a crush on my math teacher.", a kid who's been stuck in a hot tub and the oven
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddy Dan Howell is what a bunch of sweaty kids say when Danisnotonfire shows off his abs like he's trying to impress a gym teacher.
"Daddy Dan Howell just flexed like he's trying to get into the gym.", a kid who's been banned from the gym
"He looks like he just came from a gym and a pizza party.", a kid who's been banned from both
"Daddy Dan Howell is the reason I failed gym.", a kid who's been banned from the gym and a pizza party
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddy Dan Howell is what a bunch of fidgety kids say when Danisnotonfire does something slightly hot like a guy who just finished a long run and ate a whole pizza.
"Daddy Dan Howell just ran a mile and ate a pizza. I'm jealous.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long
"He looks like he just finished a marathon and a whole pizza box.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long
"Daddy Dan Howell is the reason I can't run or eat pizza anymore.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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