Daddy Dale
The guy who throws food in your mouth like it’s a slingshot war. He’s got a six-pack and a basketball skill that makes you cry.
He threw a taco in my mouth and I choked. I choked. I choked.
He shot a chicken nugget at me during gym class. I missed it. I got a penalty.
He said 'You’re not a real basketball player until you’ve been food-shooted by me.' I didn’t believe him.