daddy dafo
A dad version of a mother f*cker who also cleans up after themselves and probably still has a job.
My kid just drew on the wall with crayons. I'm a daddy dafo and I'm not even mad.
He spilled soup on my new shirt. I'm a daddy dafo and I'm gonna make him eat it.
She called me a bad name. I said, 'You're a daddy dafo and I'm still better.'