daddy dafo

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A dad version of a mother f*cker who also cleans up after themselves and probably still has a job.

My kid just drew on the wall with crayons. I'm a daddy dafo and I'm not even mad.

He spilled soup on my new shirt. I'm a daddy dafo and I'm gonna make him eat it.

She called me a bad name. I said, 'You're a daddy dafo and I'm still better.'

A dad who cusses like a sailor and still manages to look good while doing it.

My dad cussed me out in front of the whole school. He's a daddy dafo and he's proud of it.

He dropped his phone in the toilet. I said, 'You're a daddy dafo and you're still cool.'

He yelled at the teacher. I think he's a daddy dafo now.

A dad who can curse like a mother f*cker but still has time to do the dishes.

He cussed me out for forgetting my homework. He's a daddy dafo and he washed my dishes too.

He called the principal a bad name. He's a daddy dafo and he still had time to make dinner.

He yelled at the bus driver. He's a daddy dafo and he still brushed his teeth.

A dad who takes the swear words and makes them look good and still has time to be a dad.

He called the pizza guy a bad name. He's a daddy dafo and he still remembered my favorite toppings.

He cussed at the traffic. He's a daddy dafo and he still picked me up on time.

He yelled at the TV. He's a daddy dafo and he still watched my favorite show.

A dad who cusses like a sailor but still has time to make your lunch and tell you you're a disappointment.

He cussed me out for not doing my math. He's a daddy dafo and he still made me a sandwich.

He yelled at the mailman. He's a daddy dafo and he still packed my lunch.

He called my friend a bad name. He's a daddy dafo and he still remembered my snack.