Daddy Cian
A man who’s so obsessed with cock and fanny, he thinks they’re the only things that matter in life.
Daddy Cian texted me, ‘I’m not coming to work today. I have a cock to suck and a fanny to touch.’
He left a voicemail saying, ‘I’m in the middle of a cock and fanny adventure. Don’t bother me.’
He told his boss, ‘I’m not failing because I’m too busy touching fanny.’