Daddy Cian

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A man who can’t tell his butt from a sandwich and thinks licking ass is a full-time job.
I’m tired of Daddy Cian’s ass licking. It’s like he’s trying to eat my face.
He called me at 3 AM just to say he was eating fanny again.
Daddy Cian thinks he’s a superhero because he can suck cock and touch fanny at the same time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the dirtiest chores and would rather lick a toilet than clean it.
Daddy Cian sent me a photo of his face covered in fanny. I don’t know what’s worse, the photo or him.
He said he’d rather lick a cock than do the dishes. I believe him.
He texted me, ‘I’m doing my job. You’re doing yours. Why are you still here?’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who’s so obsessed with cock and fanny, he thinks they’re the only things that matter in life.
Daddy Cian texted me, ‘I’m not coming to work today. I have a cock to suck and a fanny to touch.’
He left a voicemail saying, ‘I’m in the middle of a cock and fanny adventure. Don’t bother me.’
He told his boss, ‘I’m not failing because I’m too busy touching fanny.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who believes fanny is a religion and cock is the holy water.
Daddy Cian said, ‘I pray to fanny every morning. It’s the only thing that keeps me sane.’
He texted me, ‘I just touched fanny. It felt like heaven.’
He told me, ‘If I don’t touch fanny, I can’t breathe. It’s like I’m drowning.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who can’t tell if he’s in a cock or fanny commercial and thinks both are the same thing.
Daddy Cian said, ‘I don’t know if I’m licking cock or fanny. They all taste the same to me.’
He texted me, ‘I’m in a commercial and I don’t know if I’m selling cock or fanny.’
He told me, ‘I just sucked cock and touched fanny. It was a double win.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a god because he can touch fanny and suck cock without anyone noticing.
Daddy Cian told me, ‘I’m a god. I touch fanny and suck cock. You’re just a mortal.’
He said, ‘I touched fanny in the middle of the street and no one looked.’
He texted me, ‘I just sucked cock in my boss’s office. He didn’t even notice.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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