daddy chanka
A hot guy with a steel helmet who looks like a total beast and is best shirtless. Bonus points if he’s Russian and looks like he could kick your ass.
Dude walked in wearing a steel helmet and no shirt. I died.
My crush is a daddy chanka. He’s got a steel helmet and a glare that could melt ice.
He showed up to the party in a steel helmet and said, ‘I’m not here to chat, I’m here to conquer.’