daddy chanka

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A hot guy with a steel helmet who looks like a total beast and is best shirtless. Bonus points if he’s Russian and looks like he could kick your ass.
Dude walked in wearing a steel helmet and no shirt. I died.
My crush is a daddy chanka. He’s got a steel helmet and a glare that could melt ice.
He showed up to the party in a steel helmet and said, ‘I’m not here to chat, I’m here to conquer.’
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A guy so hot he looks like he could beat you up and still look good doing it. He wears a steel helmet and probably has a beard.
He came to the gym in a steel helmet and a beard. I was distracted for the whole workout.
My neighbor is a daddy chanka. He wears a steel helmet and walks like he owns the block.
He told me, ‘I wear a steel helmet because I’m not afraid of your puny face.’
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A shirtless Russian guy with a steel helmet who looks like he could beat you up and still have time to flirt.
He took off his shirt in front of the whole class. The teacher said, ‘That’s not a distraction, that’s a daddy chanka.’
He walked into the bar wearing a steel helmet and a smile. I lost my bet.
He said, ‘I’m not just a daddy chanka, I’m a legend in the making.’
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