Daddy Big Dong
A guy with a member so big it’s like it could be a whole new sport. Only the best get this title.
My dad is a Daddy Big Dong. He once beat up a guy who said he was bigger.
My friend’s uncle is a Daddy Big Dong. He wears a belt and a smile.
My brother said his friend is a Daddy Big Dong. He has a whole team of guys who train his member.