Daddy Big Dong

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A rich old guy who wears fuzzy sweats and has a meaty bulge so big it’s like it has a life of its own.

My grandpa is a Daddy Big Dong. He walks like he owns the place and his crotch is screaming at me.

My teacher said he’s a Daddy Big Dong because he’s always wearing velour and eats donuts for breakfast.

My uncle bragged about his job and his crotch. He’s a full-time Daddy Big Dong.

A monster with a penis so huge it’s like it could bench-press a cow. People who see it run away screaming.

My cousin saw a Daddy Big Dong and fainted. He said it looked like a sausage factory exploded.

My mom told me her boss is a Daddy Big Dong. He walks in and the whole office freezes.

My friend’s dad is a Daddy Big Dong. He once tried to fit into a phone booth and it broke.

A guy with a member so big it’s like it could be a whole new sport. Only the best get this title.

My dad is a Daddy Big Dong. He once beat up a guy who said he was bigger.

My friend’s uncle is a Daddy Big Dong. He wears a belt and a smile.

My brother said his friend is a Daddy Big Dong. He has a whole team of guys who train his member.

When you slap your cheeks so hard you think you’re a god. It’s like your face is screaming for attention.

I clapped my cheeks so hard I thought I was Zeus. I’m a Daddy Big Dong now.

My friend clapped his cheeks until he turned red. He said he felt like a god.

I clapped my cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood heard me. I’m a god now.