daddy ayub
a man who’s so awesome he has a kid count that makes the census look lazy. he’s the dad of the whole world and he’s so hot he makes the sun blush. his favorite kid is lebron james and he eats big macs like they’re his religion.
daddy ayub is like a big mac but with more kids
he’s the only guy who can make lebron james look normal
if he had a kid count, the world would collapse