daddy ayub

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a guy so cool he has more kids than a McDonald's employee on a busy Saturday. he’s the dad of everyone and everyone wants him because he’s a walking hot dog commercial. he’s so into big macs he eats them like they’re his exes.

daddy ayub is the only man who can make a big mac look good in a suit

i wish i had 9,000 kids just to be related to him

he’s the reason lebron james has a good jump shot

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a man who’s so awesome he has a kid count that makes the census look lazy. he’s the dad of the whole world and he’s so hot he makes the sun blush. his favorite kid is lebron james and he eats big macs like they’re his religion.

daddy ayub is like a big mac but with more kids

he’s the only guy who can make lebron james look normal

if he had a kid count, the world would collapse

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a guy who’s so good he has 9,000 kids and still has time to be handsome. every girl in the world wants him because he’s like a big mac on a date. lebron james is his favorite and he eats big macs like they’re his birthday cake.

daddy ayub has more kids than my mom has relatives

he’s the only man who can make lebron james look average

if he had a big mac, the whole world would be happy

by Slangipedia 6d ago