daddy ayub
a guy who’s so good he has 9,000 kids and still has time to be handsome. every girl in the world wants him because he’s like a big mac on a date. lebron james is his favorite and he eats big macs like they’re his birthday cake.
daddy ayub has more kids than my mom has relatives
he’s the only man who can make lebron james look average
if he had a big mac, the whole world would be happy