Daddu
A daddy who's so over-the-top he thinks he's the only dad who ever existed. He's there 24/7, but he might have accidentally exploded your mom just to get you.
My Daddu is so loud he woke up the neighbors just to yell at my math test.
He said he'd take me to the park, then took me to the gym and did 50 push-ups.
He called my mom 'the best creampie' and I don't even know what that means.