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A daddy who's so over-the-top he thinks he's the only dad who ever existed. He's there 24/7, but he might have accidentally exploded your mom just to get you.
My Daddu is so loud he woke up the neighbors just to yell at my math test.
He said he'd take me to the park, then took me to the gym and did 50 push-ups.
He called my mom 'the best creampie' and I don't even know what that means.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dad who's so cool he's literally from another planet. He's got a big brain, a bigger ego, and a life that looks like a movie script.
My Daddu has a degree in being cool and a side hustle as a superhero.
He said he's from Mars and that's why he's always so spaced out.
He told my teacher he's my dad, not my uncle, and I had to explain it to the whole class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who's so good at being a dad, he's basically a certified pro. He doesn't just watch you grow up, he helps you build a whole damn kingdom.
My Daddu taught me how to ride a bike, then a motorcycle, then a unicycle.
He says he's my dad, but he also says he's my best friend, my mentor, and my personal trainer.
He took me to the zoo, but then we trained the lions and became the new zookeepers.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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