Daddu
A dad who's so cool he's literally from another planet. He's got a big brain, a bigger ego, and a life that looks like a movie script.
My Daddu has a degree in being cool and a side hustle as a superhero.
He said he's from Mars and that's why he's always so spaced out.
He told my teacher he's my dad, not my uncle, and I had to explain it to the whole class.