Daddona
The principal who never lets you out of school early. Even when you're sick as a dog.
'Daddona gave me a detention for eating my lunch in the hallway. I was just tired.', @lunchtimehero
'I saw Daddona at the mall. He didn't even say hello. Just stared at me like I was a kid who forgot homework.'
'Daddona is the only person who can make a pop quiz feel like a death sentence.', @mathhater2000