Daddona

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The biggest chunk of everything. Like when your momma says you're the best, but you know she's full of crap.

'Daddona is the reason I passed math. And also why I failed PE.', @joeschmoe123

'My dog says Daddona is just a fancy word for 'my treat bag is full.'

'I'm not a god. I'm just Daddona.', @theboss1987

The principal who never lets you out of school early. Even when you're sick as a dog.

'Daddona gave me a detention for eating my lunch in the hallway. I was just tired.', @lunchtimehero

'I saw Daddona at the mall. He didn't even say hello. Just stared at me like I was a kid who forgot homework.'

'Daddona is the only person who can make a pop quiz feel like a death sentence.', @mathhater2000

A king of a place. Like a boss, but with more power and less patience.

'Daddona told me to clean the whole gym. I didn't even spill juice.', @gymkid99

'Daddona is like a boss who doesn't even know what a 'please' is.'

'I asked Daddona for a day off. He said no. And then he yelled.', @lazystudent45

A donut. But like, the best one. The kind you get when you're extra lucky.

'I got Daddona for breakfast. It was like heaven on a plate.', @donutmaster22

'Daddona is the only donut that can beat my cousin's donut.'

'I ate Daddona for lunch. I didn't even need dinner.', @foodie4life