daddo
A monster that lives in your house and throws puns at you like they’re grenades
DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he said, 'I love you, son, but you're gonna eat that spoon')
DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he just made a pun about my mom's hair)
DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he made a pun about my math test)