daddo

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What you yell at your dad when you’re happy, mad, or just ready to lose your mind

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he was just giving me a spoon for my birthday)

DADDY, YOU'RE THE BEST! (he just broke my phone and my mom's back)

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he gave me a spoon for my birthday, but it was a joke)

A monster that lives in your house and throws puns at you like they’re grenades

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he said, 'I love you, son, but you're gonna eat that spoon')

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he just made a pun about my mom's hair)

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he made a pun about my math test)

A man who thinks he's cool, but he's just a dad with a laugh track and a bad attitude

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he laughed like he was on TV)

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he called me 'son' like I was 2 years old)

DADDY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A SPOON! (he said, 'I'm cool, son, I'm cool')