daddle
When your dad texts you instead of just Googling something himself because he’s too lazy to use a search engine.
Dad: 'What is the capital of France?' Me: 'It’s Paris, Dad.'
Dad: 'What is 2+2?' Me: '4, Dad, you’re a genius.'
Dad: 'How do you spell 'daddle'?' Me: 'Why are you asking me?'