Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To chill or lay back on something or mess around with an art form like a lazy kid.

I spent all day daddling with my paint and got zero work done.

My cousin daddled with a guitar and now she’s famous.

He daddled with pottery and now he makes better cups than I do.

2

A fancy name for the place where a woman keeps her most important parts.

My sister called me a daddle and told me to go home.

He asked if I had a daddle and I said, 'Yeah, and it’s busy.'

She said I was too loud for her daddle and I said, 'Well, it’s not my fault.'

3

To waddle like a fat kid or an old man who’s had one too many drinks.

He daddled across the room like he was drunk.

The dog daddled after the ball like it was on a mission.

My grandma daddled into the kitchen and said, 'I’m hungry.'

4

When your dad texts you instead of just Googling something himself because he’s too lazy to use a search engine.

Dad: 'What is the capital of France?' Me: 'It’s Paris, Dad.'

Dad: 'What is 2+2?' Me: '4, Dad, you’re a genius.'

Dad: 'How do you spell 'daddle'?' Me: 'Why are you asking me?'

5

A 19th century word for hands, probably because Victorians got bored and decided to rename everything.

He had daddles full of dirt from digging in the garden.

She used her daddles to write a love letter.

He said his daddles were sore from typing all day.

6

The moon, according to baby boomers who probably never actually landed on it and just said they did.

My teacher said the moon was a daddle and I said, 'Yeah, and it’s fake.'

He told me the moon was a daddle and I said, 'So what?'

She said the moon was a daddle and I said, 'You’re old.'

7

A saddle for dads, used by queer dads to give their kids a weird, uncomfortable ride.

Dad tried to ride me like a horse with a daddle saddle and I fell off.

My dad said the daddle saddle was 'very cool' and I said, 'No, it’s very weird.'

He put the kid on the daddle saddle and said, 'This is fun!' I said, 'No, this is a nightmare.'