daddle
A saddle for dads, used by queer dads to give their kids a weird, uncomfortable ride.
Dad tried to ride me like a horse with a daddle saddle and I fell off.
My dad said the daddle saddle was 'very cool' and I said, 'No, it’s very weird.'
He put the kid on the daddle saddle and said, 'This is fun!' I said, 'No, this is a nightmare.'
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