Daddin'
When you roll up a joint or a bowl and puff like you're trying to smoke the devil out of your lungs. Also called dad, puff dad, or daddy puff. It's basically the only thing that keeps you from yelling at your kids.
I rolled a joint and puffed like my life depended on it. It didn't. My kid's life did.
I'm the puff dad. I puff so much I should get a medal.
I puff so much I think I might be a dad. Or a ghost. Maybe both.