Daddin'

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When a man becomes a dad and somehow still thinks he's cool. Kids don't know what a dad is. They just know you're the one who gives them snacks and lets them scream in your face.
My kid thinks I'm a superhero because I let him eat cereal for dinner.
My daughter calls me 'Dad' and thinks I'm the only one who can fix her broken leg.
My son thinks I'm a rockstar because I let him play video games for three hours straight.
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When you roll up a joint or a bowl and puff like you're trying to smoke the devil out of your lungs. Also called dad, puff dad, or daddy puff. It's basically the only thing that keeps you from yelling at your kids.
I rolled a joint and puffed like my life depended on it. It didn't. My kid's life did.
I'm the puff dad. I puff so much I should get a medal.
I puff so much I think I might be a dad. Or a ghost. Maybe both.
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