Daddel
A bacon-suretted daddel is like a salty old lady who thinks she’s a kid again and eats bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
That bacon-suretted daddel ate a whole pig for lunch and still had room for cake.
She daddelled her way through the day with a bacon sandwich in one hand and a napkin in the other.
He tried to daddel like a bacon-suretted old lady and ended up covered in syrup.