Daddel

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A daddel is when you’re so brain-dead and clumsy, you trip over your own feet and miss the easiest chance, like a baby trying to juggle hotdogs.

I daddelled the final shot and spilled my soda on the coach.

He daddelled the last play and got tackled by a toddler.

She daddelled the chance to win and ended up eating the trophy.

When a couple is so love-crazy, they ditch everyone and everything just to be together, like a couple of idiots who forgot how to breathe.

They daddelled their friends and family just to eat pizza together every night.

He left his mom for a girl who wore glitter to class.

They daddelled their entire lives just to post a selfie at the mall.

A bacon-suretted daddel is like a salty old lady who thinks she’s a kid again and eats bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That bacon-suretted daddel ate a whole pig for lunch and still had room for cake.

She daddelled her way through the day with a bacon sandwich in one hand and a napkin in the other.

He tried to daddel like a bacon-suretted old lady and ended up covered in syrup.