dadcited
When a dad or old man gets all worked up about something that barely qualifies as a hobby.
"I just finished my 15th home project. I'm gonna be a billionaire.", Dad, 1:30 PM
"This new drill is gonna help me drill into my soul.", Dad, 11:44 AM
"I just bought a new ladder. It's the best investment I've ever made.", Dad, 9:05 AM