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Super pumped about something stupid that only a dad or some grumpy old man would find cool.

"I just bought a new lawn gnome and it's the best thing since sliced bread.", Dad, 3:17 AM

"This is the most advanced power drill I've ever seen. I'm gonna use it to drill holes in my brain.", Dad, 2:45 PM

"I found a new way to hang drywall. It's like magic.", Dad, 10:02 AM

Being overly thrilled about something that only a dad or old man would think was important.

"I just finished my 12th home improvement project. I'm gonna be rich.", Dad, 1:00 PM

"This new paint color is gonna make my house look like a palace.", Dad, 11:58 AM

"I just bought a new ladder. It's gonna change my life.", Dad, 9:03 AM

Excited about something that only a dad or old man would find exciting, like watching a paint can explode.

"I just mixed the wrong colors and now my room looks like a war zone.", Dad, 3:22 AM

"This new tool is gonna help me drill through the Earth.", Dad, 10:15 AM

"I just used a hammer to break a wall. It was a masterpiece.", Dad, 2:57 PM

When a dad or old man gets all worked up about something that barely qualifies as a hobby.

"I just finished my 15th home project. I'm gonna be a billionaire.", Dad, 1:30 PM

"This new drill is gonna help me drill into my soul.", Dad, 11:44 AM

"I just bought a new ladder. It's the best investment I've ever made.", Dad, 9:05 AM

When a dad or old man gets way too excited about something that probably costs way too much.

"This new tool is gonna change my life. It's worth every penny.", Dad, 1:15 PM

"I just bought a new paint can. It's gonna make my house look like a palace.", Dad, 11:50 AM

"I just bought a new ladder. It's the best investment I've ever made.", Dad, 9:07 AM