Dadcase
A Dadcase is when your dad’s love life is so bad it’s like he’s on a reality show. You have more stepdads than you have fingers.
My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a rapper. He tried to make me his backup dancer.
My stepdad once tried to give me a nickname. It was ‘Sir Pudding.’
I’ve had four stepdads this year. One of them brought a pet chicken to my school.