Dadcase

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A Dadcase is when your dad has married so many women he’s like a walking dating app. You have more stepdads than a hotel has rooms.

My stepdad’s got a beard and a temper. My last stepdad had a pet raccoon. My dad’s currently dating a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar.

I have six stepdads. One of them still texts me. Another tried to give me a tattoo.

My dad’s new stepdad is a guy who thinks he’s a wizard. He wore a pointy hat to my birthday.

A Dadcase is when your dad’s dating life is so wild it’s like a horror movie. Stepdads are just the extras.

My stepdad tried to adopt my cat. My last stepdad took me to a drive-thru karaoke bar.

My dad’s new stepdad has a fake mustache and a laugh that sounds like a goat.

I’ve had three stepdads in one year. One of them tried to teach me how to dance.

A Dadcase is when your dad’s love life is so bad it’s like he’s on a reality show. You have more stepdads than you have fingers.

My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a rapper. He tried to make me his backup dancer.

My stepdad once tried to give me a nickname. It was ‘Sir Pudding.’

I’ve had four stepdads this year. One of them brought a pet chicken to my school.

A Dadcase is when your dad’s dating life is so crazy it should have its own Wikipedia page. Stepdads are just the footnotes.

My stepdad tried to start a band with me. It was called ‘Stepdad and the Pudding.’

My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a superhero. He wears a cape to the grocery store.

I had a stepdad who brought a goat to my birthday. It ate my cake.

A Dadcase is when your dad has more ex-wives than a football team has players. You get stepdads like they’re going out of style.

My stepdad once tried to take me to a concert. He sang along to the whole thing.

My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a magician. He pulled a chicken out of his hat.

I’ve had five stepdads in two years. One of them tried to teach me how to skateboard.

A Dadcase is when your dad is like a dating app on speed. You get stepdads like they’re going out of style.

My stepdad once tried to give me a nickname. It was ‘Sir Pudding.’

My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a rockstar. He wears sunglasses inside.

I had a stepdad who brought a goat to my school. It ate my lunch.