dadbooking
Trying to find your real dad on Facebook because you think he might still be alive and not a total loser.
He had 3 friends and 100 photos of his cat. I said 'you're not even trying.'
He sent me a message. I said 'hi.' He said 'I'm not even mad.'
He had a status update that said 'I'm alive.' I said 'so what?'