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When you go on Facebook and hunt down your real dad just because you think he might still be alive and not a complete waste of space.

I found my dad. He has 37 photos of his cat and zero photos of me.

My dad has a profile picture of a pizza. I’m not even mad. I’m disappointed.

He blocked me. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

Trying to track down your birth dad on Facebook because you think he might still be breathing and not a total disaster.

He said he didn’t remember me. I said I didn’t remember him. We both blocked each other.

He had 120 friends but only 2 photos. I’m not impressed.

He sent me a message. It said 'hi'. I sent him a message. It said 'why?'.

When you go on Facebook and try to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a total embarrassment.

He had 700 friends and only 3 photos. I'm not even mad. I'm insulted.

He messaged me. I said 'hi'. He said 'what?'

He had a status update that said 'I eat pizza for breakfast'. I said 'so do I. I'm not impressed.'

Going on Facebook to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a total piece of garbage.

He had 100 friends but only 1 photo. I said 'what's wrong with you?' He said 'nothing. I'm perfect.'

He messaged me. I said 'why?' He said 'why not?'

He had a bio that said 'I like pizza, tacos, and being a disappointment.'

Trying to find your real dad on Facebook because you think he might still be alive and not a total loser.

He had 3 friends and 100 photos of his cat. I said 'you're not even trying.'

He sent me a message. I said 'hi.' He said 'I'm not even mad.'

He had a status update that said 'I'm alive.' I said 'so what?'

When you log on to Facebook and try to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a complete piece of trash.

He had 4 friends and 1000 photos of his dog. I said 'you're not even trying.'

He messaged me. I said 'why?' He said 'why not?'

He had a bio that said 'I eat pizza, sleep, and I'm a total failure.' I said 'so am I.'