dadbodsaresohot
a guy who thinks dad bods are the only cool thing ever and everyone else is just a sad, fat man
'Dad bods are the only cool thing. You’re just a sad, fat man who can’t even lose weight.'
'I got a dad bod. You got a dad bod. You’re still a sad, fat man.'
'You say dad bods are hot? I say you’re just jealous of my dad bod.'