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a cocky guy who says dad bods are hot like they’re the only one who ever had a body
'Dad bods are hot. You’re just a sad, sweaty man who can’t even lose weight.'
'I got a dad bod. You got a dad bod. You’re both losers.'
'You call that a dad bod? That’s a blob with a face.'
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a guy who thinks he’s the king of dad bods and everyone else is just a sad, fat man
'I got a dad bod. You just got a dad bod. You’re still a sad, fat man.'
'Dad bods are hot. You’re not. You’re just sad.'
'You say dad bods are hot? I say you’re just jealous of my dad bod.'
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a guy who’s so obsessed with dad bods he thinks he’s the only one who ever had one
'I got a dad bod. You don’t. You’re just a blob with a face.'
'Dad bods are hot. You’re not. You’re just a sad, fat man who can’t even lose weight.'
'You call that a dad bod? That’s just a sad man with a blob.'
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a guy who thinks dad bods are the only cool thing ever and everyone else is just a sad, fat man
'Dad bods are the only cool thing. You’re just a sad, fat man who can’t even lose weight.'
'I got a dad bod. You got a dad bod. You’re still a sad, fat man.'
'You say dad bods are hot? I say you’re just jealous of my dad bod.'
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a guy who says dad bods are hot like they’re the only one who ever had one
'Dad bods are hot. You’re just a sad, fat man who can’t even lose weight.'
'I got a dad bod. You got a dad bod. You’re still a sad, fat man.'
'You say dad bods are hot? I say you’re just jealous of my dad bod.'
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