daday
the stupid word people use in the south to mean today, like it's the only day they know how to say and it's the reason they're all confused when you say tomorrow
At lunch, his friend said, "We're gonna go to the park today." He replied, "That's the worst day ever."
His teacher wrote on the board: "Today we're learning about the south." He said, "Why is today the only day I know?" and got sent to the office.
He texted his friend: "Don't forget, today is the day we eat fried chicken and fail math."