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when a sped kid tries to yell at their dad like he's the boss but messes it up because their mouth is broken and they can't say that one cursed word right and it sounds like a garbage truck hit a toaster
"Dad I swear I'm gonna fail this class again!" he said, but it came out like "Dahd I swear I'm gonnah fale this class agahn!" and his dad just laughed and said "you're gonna fail the whole year."
"Why can't you say the word right?" he asked his speech therapist, who just said, "you were born with a broken mouth."
His mom texted him: "You're gonna get grounded again if you don't fix that mouth."
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the stupid word people use in the south to mean today, like it's the only day they know how to say and it's the reason they're all confused when you say tomorrow
At lunch, his friend said, "We're gonna go to the park today." He replied, "That's the worst day ever."
His teacher wrote on the board: "Today we're learning about the south." He said, "Why is today the only day I know?" and got sent to the office.
He texted his friend: "Don't forget, today is the day we eat fried chicken and fail math."
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