Dadanatical
A dadanatical is someone who thinks their dad is a superhero and tells everyone about it. They brag about their dad like he’s the only one who ever existed and make everyone else feel bad.
My dad could run a marathon in his sleep. You? You can’t even run a mile.
I didn’t do my homework because my dad said he would do it for me. He didn’t. He just said he would.
My dad once fought a dragon. You? You just fight your mom.