Dadanatical

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A dadanatical is a person who thinks their dad is the best human ever and talks about him nonstop. They compare everything to their dad and act like he can beat anything, even if he’s just a guy who got fired.
My dad could bench-press a cow. You? You’re just a sad kid with no life.
I told my teacher I failed the test because my dad said I was too busy thinking about him.
My dad once ate a whole pizza in one bite. That’s not a lie. That’s a fact.
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A dadanatical is someone who thinks their dad is a superhero and tells everyone about it. They brag about their dad like he’s the only one who ever existed and make everyone else feel bad.
My dad could run a marathon in his sleep. You? You can’t even run a mile.
I didn’t do my homework because my dad said he would do it for me. He didn’t. He just said he would.
My dad once fought a dragon. You? You just fight your mom.
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A dadanatical is someone who can’t stop talking about their dad. They think their dad is the best at everything and get mad if someone says otherwise. They’re usually kids who think they’re cool because of their dad.
My dad is the best. You’re the worst. My dad can beat you in a dance-off.
I didn’t do my math homework because my dad said he would do it for me. He didn’t. He just said he would.
My dad once flew a plane. You? You just sit in class.
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