dadager
When a girl has a dad who’s so bad at life, she’s still trying to fix him. It’s like he’s a broken toy and she’s still trying to make it work.
My ex had daddy issues. Her dad was a dadager. He spent more time in jail than he did at work.
She still sends him birthday cards. He sends her prison food.
He called her a ‘disappointment’ in a text. She replied with a screenshot of her Instagram followers.