dadager

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A dad who thinks his kid is going to be famous, even if they can’t spell their own name. He’s also their manager, which means he’s the one who tells the kid to shut up and let the fans talk.
My dad’s a dadager. He thinks I’m going to be a rock star. I’m not even good at singing.
He signed me to a record label. I didn’t even know what a record label was.
He told my agent to shut up. He said he was the manager now.
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When a girl has a dad who’s so bad at life, she’s still trying to fix him. It’s like he’s a broken toy and she’s still trying to make it work.
My ex had daddy issues. Her dad was a dadager. He spent more time in jail than he did at work.
She still sends him birthday cards. He sends her prison food.
He called her a ‘disappointment’ in a text. She replied with a screenshot of her Instagram followers.
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A dad who’s also a manager. He’s the one who’s trying to make his kid a star, even though he can’t even pay the bills.
My dad’s a dadager. He’s also my manager. He signed me to a contract with a fake record label.
He told my agent to quit. He said he was going to be my manager now.
He tried to negotiate my salary with a pizza delivery guy. It didn’t go well.
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