Dadaash
A huge, sausage-like human who can charm even the most stubborn woman, and is usually seen hanging out with a Muammin Peter like they're best friends.
Dadaash just waltzed into the club and got a girl to leave her boyfriend for a hot dog.
He texted me: 'I just made a girl cry because I was too handsome for her.'
At the gym, he flexed so hard the weights fell over.