Dadaash

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A huge, sausage-like human who can charm even the most stubborn woman, and is usually seen hanging out with a Muammin Peter like they're best friends.
Dadaash just waltzed into the club and got a girl to leave her boyfriend for a hot dog.
He texted me: 'I just made a girl cry because I was too handsome for her.'
At the gym, he flexed so hard the weights fell over.
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A walking meat mountain with more confidence than a king, and besties with Muammin Peter.
Dadaash walked into a restaurant and the whole place went silent. Then he ordered three steaks and a salad.
He DMed me: 'I just made a girl leave her husband for a side of fries.'
He tried to lift a car and it just gave up.
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A giant human who can make anyone fall in love with him, even if he smells like old pizza, and is always with Muammin Peter.
Dadaash showed up to my party and every girl left with him. Even my mom.
He texted me: 'I just got a girl to leave her boyfriend for a bag of chips.'
He tried to dance and the floor cracked.
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