Dad weed
Weed that tastes like your dad’s mouth after he’s been smoking for 30 years. It’s bad. It’s gross. But you smoke it because you’re too dumb to buy something better.
I took a hit of my dad’s weed. It felt like my lungs were on fire and my brain was being tortured.
My dad’s weed is the reason I failed math. It’s that bad.
I tried his weed. It was like smoking a sock that had been in a dumpster for a month.