Dad weed

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Weed that smells like your dad’s socks after he’s been dead for a week. It’s barely worth smoking, but you got it from your dad and you’re too lazy to go get something better.

My dad’s weed is like a dead raccoon in a sock. I smoke it just to be polite.

I tried his weed. It tasted like regret and old pizza.

Smoked my dad’s weed. Now I smell like a fart that’s been sitting in a toilet for a year.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The worst weed you ever had. Your dad gave it to you because he thought you were cool. Now you’re stuck with a bag full of cruddy green and a bunch of friends who think you’re a loser.

My dad said I was cool. Then I smoked his weed. Now I’m the cool loser.

My friends asked why I smelled like a wet dog. I said, ‘My dad’s weed.’

I got a bag of dad weed. Now I can’t breathe and I can’t be cool.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Weed that tastes like your dad’s mouth after he’s been smoking for 30 years. It’s bad. It’s gross. But you smoke it because you’re too dumb to buy something better.

I took a hit of my dad’s weed. It felt like my lungs were on fire and my brain was being tortured.

My dad’s weed is the reason I failed math. It’s that bad.

I tried his weed. It was like smoking a sock that had been in a dumpster for a month.

by Slangipedia 15d ago